This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people who obviously didn’t have a good grasp of the English Language.

1. “As I am suffering from my uncle’s marriage I cannot attend the class….”

2. “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist And an accountant - Male or Female’… As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.”

3. “Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.”

4. “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave

5. “As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”

6. “I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday

7. “As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”

8. “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.”

9. “My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave”.

Tags: applications, letters

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