The Devoted Wife

March 3rd, 2008

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A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.

As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?”

“What, my dear?” she asked gently.

“You’re a goddamn jinx!”

 

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The Wrinkled Nightgown

March 3rd, 2008

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A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, “My word, for $250 they could’ve at least ironed it!”

 

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Bus Stop Blondes

March 3rd, 2008

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Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:”Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?”

The bus driver shakes his head and says,”No, I’m sorry.”

At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: ”Will it take ME?”

 

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Friday vs Monday

February 17th, 2008

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Misc. Funnies 2

February 15th, 2008

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TP for the Mother in Law

Washing Instructions

Give 100% at Work

Absolut Office

Bankok

The Deck of Cards you need for a Man

Family Planning

 

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