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This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people who obviously didn’t have a good grasp of the English Language. 1. “As I am suffering from my uncle’s marriage I cannot attend the class….” 2. “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist And an accountant - Male or Female’… As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.” 3. “Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.” 4. “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave 5. “As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today” 6. “I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday 7. “As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.” 8. “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.” 9. “My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave”.
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The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. … You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. ********* The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. ********* The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. “ Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. ********* She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” ********* Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: ********* Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! ********* Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth ! *********
Tags : Tags: Anti-Women
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The 1st photo was taken when the Chinese President and his wife arrived in the U.S.
The 2nd Photo was taken when President Bush when to China!
Tags : Tags: Bush
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Old movie, new watch…
Buddy, You need to pull the trigger to shoot someone.
Airplanes in the days of the trojan wars?
Did Walkie Talkies really existed back in those days?
Looks like Captain Jack Sparrow shops at Adidas!
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