Bretheren,

Bono, the lead singer of the band, U2, is famous throughout the
entertainment industry for being more than just a little
self-righteous.

At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for
total quiet.

Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every
few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone,

“Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.”

A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd
pierced the quiet…….

“Well, foockin stop doin it then, ya evil basturd!”

Hallelujah!!!!!!!!

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